Useful Expressions

"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you." "Well, this day was a total waste of makeup." "Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

"I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one." "I hate everybody. And you're next." "Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen."

"How can I miss you if you won't go away?"

"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?" "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert." "You say I'm a B*@#$...like it's a bad thing." "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

"Is it time for your medication or mine?" "And your crybaby whiny-baby opinion would be...?" "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."

Guys have feelings too. But like, who cares?"

"Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win."

"You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP." "I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people." "Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it."

Have you ever just had one of those DAYS?!?1