SardarJokes

~Sardar Jokes ~
Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Paani Pee Raha Tha.......



















































Ab Kya Sardaar Paani Bhi Nahi Pee Sakta ....??????


Usme Bhi Joke Chahiye.........


Jaan Lelo Sardaar Ki............

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Sardar Jokes ~ </center></strong><br /><br />Ek Baar Ek Sardaar Paani Pee Raha Tha.......<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Ab Kya Sardaar Paani Bhi Nahi Pee Sakta ....??????<br /><br /><br />Usme Bhi Joke Chahiye.........<br /><br /><br />Jaan Lelo Sardaar Ki............<br /><br /><br /></div></div> <a href="http://picsjunk.blogspot.com/2008/12/sardarjokes.html">Click Here to Send Text Message to your Friend's</a> </center>

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संता के घर लडकी ने जनम लिया
बंता: जब लडकी बड़ी होगी तो लड़के इसे छेड़ेंगे
संता: मैंने इसका इन्तजाम कर लिए है
बंता: क्या किया
संता: लडकी का नाम दीदी रख दिया है!

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Sardar Jokes ~ </center></strong><br /><blink><br />संता के घर लडकी ने जनम लिया<br />बंता: जब लडकी बड़ी होगी तो लड़के इसे छेड़ेंगे<br />संता: मैंने इसका इन्तजाम कर लिए है<br />बंता: क्या किया<br />संता: लडकी का नाम दीदी रख दिया है!</blink></div></div> <a href="http://picsjunk.blogspot.com/2008/12/sardarjokes.html">Click Here to Send Text Message to your Friend's</a> </center>

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संता स्कूल आता है 1 काला और 1 सफ़ेद जूता पहनकर ।
टीचर - घर जाओ और जूते बदल कर आओ
संता - टीचर कोई फ़ायदा नही वहा भी एक काला और एक सफ़ेद जूता ही रखा ह!

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Sardar Jokes ~ </center></strong><br /><br /><blink>संता स्कूल आता है 1 काला और 1 सफ़ेद जूता पहनकर ।<br />टीचर - घर जाओ और जूते बदल कर आओ<br />संता - टीचर कोई फ़ायदा नही वहा भी एक काला और एक सफ़ेद जूता ही रखा ह!!</blink></div></div> <a href="http://picsjunk.blogspot.com/2008/12/sardarjokes.html">Click Here to Send Text Message to your Friend's</a> </center>

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एक ट्रक दुसरे ट्रक को खीच रहा था.
देख कर सरदारजी हँसकर लोटपोट होके गिर पड़े और बोले:
एक रस्सी का टुकड़ा उठाने के लिये २-२ ट्रक!!!

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Sardar Jokes ~ </center></strong><br /><br />एक ट्रक दुसरे ट्रक को खीच रहा था.<br />देख कर सरदारजी हँसकर लोटपोट होके गिर पड़े और बोले:<br />एक रस्सी का टुकड़ा उठाने के लिये २-२ ट्रक!!!</div></div> <a href="http://picsjunk.blogspot.com/2008/12/sardarjokes.html">Click Here to Send Text Message to your Friend's</a> </center>

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सन्ता मे बन्ता से पुछा : तुम पोस्टपैड के बजाय प्रीपैड को महत्व क्यों देते हो?
बन्ता: प्रीपैड में बहुत फ़ायदा है, इसमे कॉल के बाद बिल बढने के बजाय कम होता

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<center><div style="background:#FFFFDD;border:5px solid #FFB74A;width:420px;text-align:left;"><div style="border:5px solid #FFC062;text-align:left;padding:20px;color:#730000;"><strong><center> ~ Sardar Jokes ~ </center></strong><br /><br />सन्ता मे बन्ता से पुछा : तुम पोस्टपैड के बजाय प्रीपैड को महत्व क्यों देते हो?<br />बन्ता: प्रीपैड में बहुत फ़ायदा है, इसमे कॉल के बाद बिल बढने के बजाय कम होता</div></div> <a href="http://picsjunk.blogspot.com/2008/12/sardarjokes.html">Click Here to Send Text Message to your Friend's</a> </center>

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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

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Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-­ X.

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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

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A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

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